Saya mencadangkan kita meraikan kemenangan kita di Ijok dengan sekali lagi buat terjunan di Kutub Utara. Kali ini bukan Putra mat rempit. Tetapi Puteri minah rempit pula. Kalau terjun berduet pun elok juga. Ternyata terjunan begini dapat mengurangkan masalah rempit. Jangan bimbang, rakyat suka. Kan majoriti kita di Ijok semakin meningkat. Rakyat juga turut menangis terharu apabila melihat mat rempit yang terjun tu menangis kat tv. Masalah penaja? Tiada masalah. Kita cilok sikit peruntukan yang dah dijanjikan kepada penduduk Ijok. Eh, silap. Bukan cilok. Kita pakai dulu. Esok-esok kita bayar. Tak esok lusa. Tak lusa...
Yang Benar,
Keris Tegar.
p/s: kalau buat terjun berduet, jangan lupakan saya. Saya pun putera juga.
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hahak. e-joke sudah menang. biasalah banyak orang sarkas menghiburkan hati kasi terhibur. tu majoriti naik. hahak.
psssttt: lepas ni kita hantar lemang gergasi pulak ek pergi kutub utara. boleh masuk buku rekod kan kan kan.
lemang? Kenapa lemang? Oh ye, lemang tu makanan melayu. Bukan sahaja Melayu boleh, makanan Melayu pun boleh. Idea anda diterima
Selamat Pengantin baru! ha ha ha.
cikgu! kirim salam dekat luna. serius, dia memang berbakat ;)
wahhhhh..sarcastic gituuuuu!!!
muehehehehe..
E-jok menang pasai byak antu2 yg d import!!! x gitu??
hahahak..aku tk tau nk kata apa..'simbolik' + 'abstrak' cerita ko tu, beb! hehehe..
akira,
hahaha. Kau pun dah tersampuk wish orang sesuka hati ke.
Salam kau akan disampaikan. Kalau dia tak berbakat, aku tak akan promote fotopages dia. Nanti orang kata aku menipu
ila,
antu? Entah la. Aku tak tahu pasal tu
azzam,
Cis! Apsal dorang tak ajak aku. Sebab tu aku merepek. Hehehe
wow..luna punya keje very impressive..ooh ya.terjuna jkutub utara nnti masukkan juga nama saya..saya juga bekas mat rempit...
Oh... ada orang kawen.. patutlah beria wish selamat pengantin baru kat orang...
Tak lusa, bila cikgu? Hutang wajib dibayar walau tidak dituntut.. erk!
E-joke memang betul2 joke tuh.
Korang janganlah kata kat putera2 harapan bangsa. Diorang tuh dah berbakti pada negara. Silap2 semua2 dapat title Dato' pula. Kita dapat apa? Nganga? Hah, lepas nih aku pulak nak jadik rempit kat jalan raya. Moga2 dapat taja pi Niagara. Terjunam kat waterfall sana. Ha ha ha ha ha ...!!
kemat,
kita tunggu dorang buat terjun bergu la ek
mek,
Ntah kenapa aku tersesuka hati wish kat orang.
tak lusa, tulat. Lama-lama orang lupa.
nuraddeen,
Nganga je la kita. Makin lama aku rasa makin melalut parti aku yang satu tu
masukkan nama cik kema sekali.
bak kata khairy jamaludin:
"you all boleh merempit. but please stay in school and jauhkan diri dari dadah!"
woi... woi... jom rempit ooi. kalau kena tangkap suruh si khairy tuh jamin.
p/s--> bangang jer dia bg statement. oxford mana dia belaja pun cik kema tak tau. hahaha.
yeay! BN menang, lagi. lepas ni cuba plak lompat ngan motor rempit tu skali, konpim majoriti beso nye heheh
cik kema,
KJ. Heh!
tedungs,
Hahaha. Tu dah macam cerita hindustan tu
takpe, aku menyambung wish akirasuri tu
'selamat pengantin baru, moga jodoh berkekalan'
hikhikhik
kutub utara dgn selatan dah gi, bulan pun tak lama lagi jek.. soh mat rempit n bohsia2 tu gi marikh ke apa ke. 'kita' kan hebat
ceh! macam iklan 'kita minum dulu!'
wan,
hebat yang pada orang lain tak hebat. Jadilah
zackyah,
hahaha
Tumpang lalu...
ok gak terjunan berduet tapi bagi pakej skit kasi pacak kepala
minah rempit terjun? elok juga, bagi mereka terjun pakai skirt ye... skirt kembang la, ketat taknak...
hahak. pokcik gata' sungguh mu ni :p
dude! tinggal berapa paper lagi nak merdeka?
buat habih duit pi terjun kat sana....
byk lagi benda lain yg buleh buat....
huh!
HAI..SAYA ZUL KAPAN.
AZZAM KIRIM SALAM.
ooo diorg nak bawak minah rempit plak ek?? bleh la aku join... nak 'mengharumkan nama negara' beb.. heh!! ;p
kalau nama Luna ni...mmg best kan.. :)
Terjun & ijok memang isu fofular dua tiga hari ni no? tak terbayang suasana di mAlaysia ketika ini..
TAHNIAH buat rakyat ijok..dan tahniah khusus buat bangsa melayu Ijok kerana memilih wakil macam tu menjamin hidup hampa...
tapi.. kalau ada manusia buat-buat sakit orang kata, buat keling.. suka cakap putar belit pun orang kata buat perangai keling. Cakap sampai tersembur air liur tapi sepatah haram pun tak boleh pakai juga dipanggil buat perangai keling...
Wakil baru untuk rakyat ijok macam tu jugak ke?!! tengah berfikir ni...
Salam,
Saya teringin bermukim di kutub selatan :)
Masih segar rupanya cerita-cerita e-joke ;)
jom terjun hahahaha
tegar betul keris ko ekk.
saya pula tertarik dengan hasil fotografi sahabat kamu itu, paya. Kirim salam kat Luna ye :)
ye..ye..dah hapdet..dah hapdet..
mesti depa rasa macam azean irdawati kan .. "LIHATLAAHHH DUNIAAA ..."
eloknya depa terjun kat kawah mount etna yang tengah menggelegak tu! itu baru namanya mempertaruhkan nyawa beb!
heh..perabih duit tak tentu pasai!
ye..ye..dah hapdet lagi!
fuh ..fuh..berabuk2 dah umah paya kubor ni..tuan rumah hilang pegi mana?
YE..YE..DAH HAPDET..DAH HAPDET!
UNTUK SEKIAN KALINYA!
SALAM...
azzam
Weh, ko demam ke cikgu? Mana ilang tak hapdet hapdet. . . . .
paya cuti kawen ke? heheheh
hapdet laaa ... dah naik kering dah paya ko ni.
mana laaa hang pegi ...
selamat berpuasa
selamat berbuka puasa
selamat hari raya
selamat dan selamat sampai bila bila...
:)
Weh.. Slamat hari raya.. Aku ingat aku sorang jek lama x update.. Heheh.. Maap zahir batin...
Part 1 - The origin of pendatang:
· Malays - come from Indonesia and Yunnan.
· Chinese - come from China.
· Indians - come from India.
Part 2 - Why they come to Malaysia:
· Malays - easy life, food aplenty around those days, like fish from the river etc.
· Chinese - looking for a living.
· Indians - looking for a living and goes back.
Part 3 - Pendatang's attitude:
· Malays - the words 'relax la', 'bantuan kerajaan' and 'cukup makan' are their daily words.
· Chinese - work, work and work but also spend.
· Indians - work, earn and save but spend little.
Looking at the mindsets of various pendatang. You tell me is it possible to be one Bangsa Malaysia? Never! For oil will never mix with water.
If you tell the Chinese to close down Chinese schools, the children will not taught to be hardworking anymore, so they become lazy and can they ask for bantuan kerajaan?
No! Right? So let the Chinese have more Chinese schools to teach the principle of hardworking, integrity, trustworthy etc, thus others can get more shares.
Those days the government control the Chinese schools is because of communist. Now where got communist again? Bodoh!
I think if Lee Kuan Yew is given a free reign to govern Malaysia for just a single term, Malaysia will double its GDP, poverty will be cut by 50%, corruption will spiral down and our jail will be filled with Tun, Tan Sri and Datuk.
Of course it is just a dream but what a nightmare Malaysians are now suffering!
Economy is one thing. The standard of our Malaysia education system is another. So what do we get when we add both of the factors together?
The global economy is showing signs of minor recession, if not a serious one. This kind of "invisible hand" can't be control by us. However, the quality of education is man-made and is controllable.
If they are really serious in tackling the jobless problem, they shouldn't be doing what they are doing now. They are merely "filling the holes" with silicone paste and certainly can't do this forever because the whole building will collapse one day.
Even a pig knows about this simple scenario. I guess they are even worse than a pig. Long live Umno!
The saying goes: "We will reap what we sow" and the Murphy's Law must come real: "The solution to a problem will definitely breed far potent problems to come".
Instead of taking the bull by the horn and addressed the root problem of incompetence and obsolescence of the dysfunction system, the system managers chose to patch the pot holes by using inorganic substitutions.
The main concern of Umno is that unemployed graduates pose a source of resentment that could lead to momentum for opposition and critics such as Dr Mahathir especially.
Anyone ever wonder why government invest in education really? In ancient times, education was entirely private and the realm of the privilege, and truly talented. People did not complain because agric-based societies could sustain themselves that way and did not know better.
With industrialization and now service economies, value of labour becomes very low and cannot keep the population employed. So the primary reason why government invest in education seriously is - firstly to keep young people occupied and secondly employed.
The priority to create high value labour force is really secondary in feudal societies and that is what we have a feudal society with a veneer of modernity.
So you can argue blue to your face, they will not deal with it the way you think it should because so long as there is money in the kitty and especially they don't have to be accountable to be people that pay those taxes and funds, they will keep day-dreaming and hope beyond hope and waste rather than pay the price of progress, modernity and justice.
Most of the unemployed who for one reason or other can't find jobs within 6 months to a year typically belong to the shitty pool.
These lots who probably shouldn't have qualified for university in the first place will now be part of our civil service and we can hope (and pray) that they will "improve efficiency".
In Japan people commit hara-kiri if they have erred. Here Malaysia we have half past six ministers pointing fingers at each other. See the big difference? Our ministers here their skin is thicker than Kobe beef.
Interesting point of contention. I share your spirit and enthusiasm. However, allow me to share from the other angle. Be it the NEP, NDP - those policy has the similar core objective that is to meet an equitable wealth for the malays.
However, the blatant truth is, I myself has little belief that these privileges will even be eliminated simply, and if my little experience and understanding serve my correctly, such privileges are only serving a small esteem community where the community by enlarged is still left to scrap the bottom of a burnt pan for food.
As such, I share view that this policy will not move away from national agenda unless the chairperson is able to start seeding the seed of globalization, the strategy to go global as a mean to protect national wealth rather than victimized us or cannibalized our wealth since the eons ago.
Those perverted although need to be firstly replaced through a strategic and opportunistic seed sowing program and that takes years to achieve. However, we need to start today less Umno Youth be more aggressive with their keris approach.
'With Chinese population dwindling in Malaysia, what needs to be done depends on the Chinese themselves.'
There are more to be done. But first, we will need to work together with elected ministers to make this happen. Both you and I know that is a long short.
Not too long ago, a group of us mainstream Chinese forward a proposal to MCA leader to consider the viewpoints of us - the mainstream English education folks - who have times and again emailed 'MCA.org.my' for a member registration faced with no response from our compatriot webmaster.
The presentation was to address 4 key items which dwindling of Chinese population is one. Our proposal for the obvious has fallen into deaf ears.
The dwindling will need to address carefully where all parties have a role to advocate the change less we start seeing the niche livelihood such as jaw stick producers, autumn festival and etc, be slowly eroded from our culture and community.
Malaysians is a talented bunch. I still remember vividly my years in the US where Malaysians are so resilient and capable where they will not stop thriving.
Perhaps it was situational that molded our resilient. If emigrating is one such approach then, I believe, we are all missing the true sense of national pride - being a Malaysian, a place called home. No doubt, challenges are many - talents are equally many as well.
With individual charisma from yourself and collectively combined with the others, I idealistically or honestly believe, we can do something. Remember reading news and hopefully, I am not preaching to the choir.
With a good harmonious voice, I do believe, our continuous belief for the community and ultimately for all races can be reach many ears and to begin the 'changes'.
Malaysia is slowly and surely turning into a very sick place. We must finish off Umno and its cronies to cure the country from this acute sickness.
Feel thanks for the overwhelming response - showed how much the subject of racist oppression is a serious cause for concern.
Before I continue, I did it for the obvious reason that it was an interesting piece that could shed important light on our position in this country, which somehow always seemed elusive.
That said I must also make clear that the intention is, to share and explore and discuss insights so that each and everyone of us, in our own ways can learn and in the process, instigate change - starting from our own selves, towards the positive development of a more peaceful and progressive Malaysia, to the advantage of every one concerned.
At present, we as Malaysians are all heirs to a dilemma. On the one hand, we are bombarded with propaganda about our responsibilities as patriotic Malaysians regardless of our race, religion, cultural backgrounds and personal beliefs.
On the other hand, we are consistently faced with the knowledge that non-malays are forced to pay more for their homes and education, and lose out on banking and financial gains - and this, despite the fact that non-malays are just as Malaysians as the next person, regardless of race and religion and whatever else that tends of delineate us.
In this way, non-malays born and bred in this country are forced to work harder because we need to fork out more money for the things we want in life, including paying more for our homes and costs of education, and getting significantly less from our banking or financial investments.
As citizens join the workforce to buy their own cars and homes, earn their own living, pay their own taxes, and maybe even set up their own businesses, one question never fails to arise: Why should non-malays pay more and get less for everything?
It is like a vicious cycle that perhaps those in power would like all of us to be trapped in - for their good.
For that, a famous quote by Lincoln comes to mind: "You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time."
There is no clear solution, but as we begin to question the kinds of policies and dogmas that challenge our shared aspirations as Malaysians, I hope we are able to explore the opportunities to realise our aspirations - at the advantage of all Malaysians.
The real problem arise when fellow citizens attempt to misrepresent us under an unfavorable light in order to hide their true intentions……….the tip of which, I think we are just beginning to drift upon.
We are all part of the same human race and that is what we should work toward in order to arrive at some form of betterment and unity for all.
Malays are more suppressed in their own country by Umno than the suppression suffered by Chinese or Indians. For their pains they are offered the rotten carrots of Ketuanan Melayu and NEP.
The suppression of malays is deep and internal while the suppression of Chinese and Indians is only surface in terms of benefits and material things. That is why some Chinese have the cheek to say that NEP benefits them as it makes them stronger.
The suppression of malays is mental and spiritual enforced by KGB police type tactics. The suppression of malays may be an eternal and permanent one. Umno is a cancer to malay society.
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